Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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