I wanna passion pit in your ass
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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