i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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