Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
