You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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