dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
