Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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