he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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