Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Can you bring me the toilet please
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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