I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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