i just google imaged poop.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
What a dumb baby whore.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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