you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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