escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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