When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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