OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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