So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She just used a chaser for red wine.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just invented taco cereal.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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