Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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