I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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