PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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