found the other keg... it's in the tree
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Randomize
