i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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