No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's no shave November. This is our time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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