You really coming over, don't trick.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
