Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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