Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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