You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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