Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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