Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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