Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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