So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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