Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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