it's like iHOP with fire
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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