That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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