So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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