She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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