I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
