I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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