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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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