Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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