Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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