We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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