...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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