It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
send nudes
from the living room?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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