I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
