There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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