FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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