My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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