so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it was like having sex with a tree stump
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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