just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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