what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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